That moment when you planted foxglove (toxic) and lavender seeds for germinating in two pots, but forgot to mark the pots.
RUSSIAN PLANT ROULETTE
Congrats you are uncle Iroh.
#delicious tea or DEADLY POISON????
I laughed really hard at that oh my god.
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have you ever loved a character so much that thinking about them is like getting repeatedly hit in the chest with an elephant
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If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
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Who you gon’ call? (via)
better than expected.
LOOK AT PLUTO.
PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES, OKAY
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Wizards in Winter (8-bit) - Trans-Siberian Orchestra
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“Love the fetus, hate the child.”
America makes it near impossible for a woman to stay autonomous—hard to get family planning resources/make the choice of getting an abortion, and harder to get child care support after the baby is born. Leaving women destitute and dependants everywhere.Look at Canada! Not only do we give almost a full year off, it can be either maternity or paternity. That’s right, daddy can stay home with the baby while the mother goes back to work. And the leave can be also be split between them. For example, the mother could take six months, and then the father could take the other six. Did I also mention that the parent on leave continues to receive pay and is guaranteed their job back?
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in the middle of class, something starts going “ONION. ONION. ONION. ONION” loudly. an embarrassed student leaves the classroom and answers his phone. it is an onion ring
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petition for this guy to be the twelfth Doctor:
But he isn’t British. Is that allowed?
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